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MAD #310 — April 1992

Cover art and writer: Tom Hachtman

"We're living in an age when lemonade is made with artificial ingredients and furniture polish is made with real lemons!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

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Contents Page

1
Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ad for MAD Capades Paperback
2
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine)
MAD Raps Up the Bible

Frank on a Roll Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 3 collections
3–7
The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching — Part III

Coming Detractions Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #129 — July 1998
8–9
Video Reviews

Hart Burm Dept.

Written by Stan Hart / Art by Sam Viviano
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #122 — August 1997
10–12
The Loopy Lavatory Lunacy

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #7 — January 2001
13
The Three...

For Letter or Worse Dept.

Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
- Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
14–16
Love Corruption (TV satire)

Pulling the Woolery Over Your Eyes Dept.

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 3 collections
17–20
A MAD Commentary: Tattoos

Taking it on the Skin Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
- MAD #42 — April 2025
21–23
If It Weren't For Entertainment Tonight...

The Hype of Absurdity Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #135 — March 1999
- MAD About TV — 1999
24–25
If Blondie Entered the Real Work Place

No Longer a Young Chic Dept.

Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #129 — July 1998
- MAD About Comic Strips — 2003
26–28
The Audacious Airport Accommodation

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
- MAD XL #30 — November 2004
29
Why You Should...

Fools and Regulations Dept.

Paul Peter Porges
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
30–32
Spy vs. Spy — flame-shooter spy trick

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #122 — August 1997
- Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
33
When More Celebrities Introduce Their Own Brands of Perfume

Dullards and Scents Dept.

Written by Tom Koch / Art by Greg Theakston
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #20 — March 2003
34–35
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg

36–40
50/50 Reports on Sleaze Biographers (TV satire)

Writing a Wrong Dept.

Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #130 — August 1998
- MAD XL #31 — January 2005
41–44
The Peculiar Polar Permutation

Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #132 — November 1998
45 sample
A MAD Look at Recycling

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones

46–47
MAD Product Registration Form

Spoof of Purchase Dept.

Written by Charlie Kadau
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #125 — December 1997
48
Fold-In — Who was really the victim in a highly publicized sexual harassment case?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 3 collections
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Back Cover — A Best-Seller We'd Like to See — Where's Waldo? For Complete Morons

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 3 collections
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