Mad #310 April 1992

• Cover Artist and Writer: Tom Hachtman

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2)
• Ad for Mad Capades Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Raps Up the Bible
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (3-7)
• The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers
  That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching - Part III
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (8-9)
• Video Reviews
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (10-12)
• The Loopy Lavatory Lunacy (Don (Duck) Edwing) (13)
• The Three...
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Tom Bunk art) (14-16)
• Love Corruption (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (17-20)
• A Mad Commentary: Tattoos
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art) (21-23)
• If It Weren't For Entertainment Tonight...
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (24-25)
• If Blondie Entered the Real Work Place
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (26-28)
• The Audacious Airport Accommodation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
• Why You Should... (Paul Peter Porges) (30-32)
• Spy vs. Spy - flame-shooter spy trick
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (33)
• When More Celebrities Introduce
  Their Own Brands of Perfume
  (written by Tom Koch / Greg Theakston art) (34-35)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (36-40)
• 50/50 Reports on Sleaze Biographers (TV satire)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Mort Drucker art) (41-44)
• The Peculiar Polar Permutation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (45)
• A Mad Look at Recycling (Sergio Aragones) (46-47)
• Mad Product Registration Form
  (written by Charlie Kadau) (48)
• Fold-In -- Who was really the victim in a
  highly publicized sexual harassment case? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Best-Seller We'd Like to See -
  Where's Waldo? For Complete Morons (Sergio Aragones)