MAD #521 — June 2013
"No matter how sensible gun legislation is, it always seems to get shot down!" — Alfred E. Neuman
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Contents PageIt's the List We Can Do Dept.1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.2–4
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Ad for Subscriptionswith #154 bonus print5
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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The Fundalini PagesRandom Acts of Mindless Dept.Featuring /
- Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds — Kate Upton — Art by Rick Tulka
- The Real Reasons Pope Benedict Resigned — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Anton Emdin sample
- Little-Known Holidays Near the Holidays — Written by Jeff Kruse
- Monkeys are Always Funny: Oscars Edition — with Jennifer Lawrence tripping on stairs
- Insect Lore to Ignore — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Bob Staake
- Commissioning Gordon — The Little Tramp Stamp — Brian Gordon
- The Drawbacks to Living a Healthy Lifestyle — Written by Matt Lassen / Art by John Kerschbaum
- The Speedy Six — Other Admissions Made By Lance Armstrong — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Tom Bunk
- AOL Start-Up Screens We'd Like To See — Written by Jeff Kruse
- More Little-Known Holidays Near the Holidays — Written by Jeff Kruse
- Ain't Life DeGrand? — cheese grated / tattoos removed — David DeGrand
- Cliche Classified Ads — Written by Darren Johnson
- Rejected Fortune Cookies
- Things That Will Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Evan Dorkin & Sarah Dyer
- The Cover We Didn't Use — A. N. The 0/0 Experience (Justin Timberlake album cover parody)
- Here on Gilligan's Bile — Elmer Fudd's Fwip Fwops — Paul Gilligan
- How the New Pope Can Revive Interest in the Church — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Phil McAndrew
- Donnie the Douche's Tips on Being Green — Written by Jeff Kruse
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Ad for MAD App for the iPad11
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Game of Groans (TV satire)Feeling Over-Realmed Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Hermann Mejia
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Overheard in Doggie HeavenA New Leash on Afterlife Dept.Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
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Second Amendment Sammy's All-American Fun N' Gun ShowReady, Aim, Fire Sale! Dept.Written by Frank Santopadre / Art by Scott Bricher28–29
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The Darker Side of The Lighter Side — uncredited altered dialogueBerg's Eye Askew Dept.Art by Dave Berg30–32
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Introducing the Stuff-E-Vest Puff JacketAn Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Scott Bricher33
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Spy vs. Spy — manhole boxing glove / manhole puddle coverJoke and Dagger Dept.
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Ad for Totally Useless MAD36
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Pen and Stink Dept.
- Me, Myself and My Puppet — Go Bed Shopping — John Kovaleski
- It's Good Enough — Peet Tamburino
- Rods & Cones — Brian Gordon
- WTF, Jeff? — Written by Kit Lively / Art by Scott Nickel
- And now... A Bit of Magic by The Amazing Katzenstini — Jason Katzenstein
- Party Pants — Alex Cline
- Orwell — Jason Yungbluth
- It Only Hurts When I Laugh — Christopher Baldwin
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The MAD VaultRotten to the Encore Dept.Article from MAD #388: Scenes of Americana Yesterday & Today — Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge41–43
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The MAD Guide to Man Boobs — Volume 3The Jiggle's Up Dept.Written by Ryan Pagelow / Art by Drew Friedman45
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Ad for MAD Books48–49
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Casebook "Spyfail" — The Battle of the BondsHacking Up Fleming Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Richmond50–54
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The Best of The IdioticalOur Daily Dread Dept.Featuring /
- Ikea Svedish Meatball
- Twits
- George W. Bush Paints a MAD Cover
- Pope Benedict's Last Minute To-Do List
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Back Cover — iPad teensy-weensyApple of Our Ire Dept.C4